bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

lameborghini:

i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make

unluckycharmxo:

stingraye:

maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago

that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

xlovelycupcake:

must be following xlovelycupcake
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hijok:

nintendo may be cartoony and cutesy about their games but atleast they try to break the mold and not repeatedly make 1st person shooters with white male protagonists

tescosfinest:

how many followers do you need before someone randomly draws you